WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY

WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane, said,
"Good morning
boss. Happy Birthday."

And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I

worked until
noon. Then, Jane knocked on my door and said, "You
know, it's such a
beautiful day outside and it's your birthday. Let's
go
to lunch, just you
and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day!
Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
we went out to
the country to a little private place. We had two
martinis and enjoyed
lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's really such a
gorgeous day. We don't need to go back to the office,

do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not." My heart was now pounding.

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
you
don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something

more
comfortable."

"Sure," I replied, trembling all over with excitement.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came out
carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife,
children, and dozens of
our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I was...

sitting on the couch...

completely NAKED!!!

Hope.

"All things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are called according to His purpose."
- Romans 8:25(NKJV).

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