20 Ways To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. AT LUNCH TIME, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH

SUNGLASSES ON AND POINT A HAIR DRYER AT PASSING

CARS. SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN.

2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM. DON'T

DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.

3. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING,

ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT.

4. PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL

IT "IN".

5. PUT DECAF IN THE COFFEE MAKER FOR 3 WEEKS.

ONCE EVERYONE HAS GOTTEN OVER THEIR CAFFEINE

ADDICTIONS,SWITCH TO ESPRESSO.

6. IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS, WRITE

"FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS."

7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE

WITH THE PROPHECY."

8. DON'T USE ANY PUNCTUATION

9. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK.

10. ASK PEOPLE WHAT SEX THEY ARE. LAUGH

HYSTERICALLY AFTER THEY ANSWER.

11. SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THROUGH ORDER IS "TO

GO."

12. SING ALONG AT THE OPERA.

13. GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS

DON'T RHYME.

14. PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA.

PLAY A TAPE OF JUNGLE SOUNDS ALL DAY.

15. FIVE DAYS IN ADVANCE, TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU

CAN'T ATTEND THEIR PARTY BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT IN THE

MOOD.

16. HAVE YOUR COWORKERS ADDRESS YOU BY YOUR

WRESTLING NAME, ROCK HARD.

17. WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT OF THE ATM, SCREAM,

"I WON! I WON! 3RD TIME THIS WEEK!!!!!"

18. WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS

THE PARKING LOT, YELLING "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES,

THEY'RE LOOSE!!"

19. TELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER. "DUE TO THE

ECONOMY, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LET ONE OF YOU

GO."

AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF

INSANITY.......

20. SEND THIS E-MAIL TO SOMEONE TO MAKE THEM

SMILE