Stress quips

most of these are applicablefor the ladies....
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> >1. "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you".
> >2. "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing".
> >3. "Well this day was a total waste of make-up"
> >4. "Well aren't we a bloody ray of sunshine?"
> >5. " Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after."
> >6. " Do I look like a people person?"
> >7. "This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting"
> >8. "I started out with nothing and still have most of it left"
> >9. "Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose"
> > acts of self-control?"
> >11. "I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years."
> >12. "Sarcasm is just one more service I offer."
> >13. "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"
> >14. "I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable"
> >15. "Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't
>gone
> >to sleep yet"
> >16. "Back off!! You're standing in my aura."
> >17. "Don't worry. I forgot your name too."
> >18. "I work 45 hours a week to be this poor."
> >19. "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."
> >20. "Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality"
> >21. "Chaos, panic and disorder...my work is done here."
> >22. "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."
> >23. "You look like shit. Is that the style now?"
> >24. "Earth is full. Go home."
> >25. "Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?"
> >26. "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert."
> >27. "A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth."
> >28. "You are depriving some village of an idiot."