El Vaquero and his Chihuahua

El Vaquero (The Mexican Cowboy) and his Chihuahua, Chilito, are camping in the desert. He sets up their tent and both are soon asleep. Some hours later, El Vaquero wakes his faithful friend.
"Chilito, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Chilito replies, "I see millions of stars, senor."
"What does that tell you?" asks El Vaquero. Chilito ponders for a minute.

"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Chronologically, it appears to be approximately quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful, and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, senor?"
El Vaquero is silent for a moment, and then says, "Chilito, you pendejo. Someone has stolen our tent."

Mind thing

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waht I was rdanieg
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer inwaht oredr
the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist
and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and
you can sitll raed
it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid
deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? yaeh and
I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt