Mighty Pinoy 1-Liners

1. "The more the manyer."
2. "It's a no-win-win situation."
3. "Burn the bridge when you get there."
4. "Anulled and void."
5. "Mute and academic."
6. "C'mon let's join us!"
7. "If worse comes to shove."
8. "Are you joking my leg?"
9. "It's not my problem anymore, it's your problem anymore."
10. "What are friends are for?"
11. "You can never can tell."
12. "Well well well. Look do we have here!"
13. "Let's give them a big hand of applause."
14. "Been there, been that."
15. "Forget it about it."
16. "Give him the benefit of the daw."
17. "It's a blessing in the sky."
18. "Right there and right then."
19. "Where'd you came from?"
20. "Take things first at a time."
21. "You're barking at the wrong dog."
22. "You want to have your cake and bake it too."
23. "First and for all."
24. "Now and there."
25. "I'm only human nature."
26. "The sky's the langit."
27. "That's what I'm talking about it."
28. "One of these days is not like the other."
29. "So far, so good, so far."
30. "Time is of the elements."
31. "In the wink of an eye."
32. "The feeling is actual."
33. "For all intense and purposes."
34. "I ran into some errands."
35. "Hi. I'm YOUR name, what's yours?"
36. "What is the world is coming to?"
37. "What is the next that is?"
38. "Get the most of both worlds."
39. "Bahala na sila sa mga batman nila."
40. "Whatever you say so."
41. "Base-to-base casis."
42. "My answers have been prayered."
43. "Please me alone!"
44. "It's as brand as new."
45. "So... what's a beautiful girl like you?...."
46. "I can't take it anymore of this!"
47. "Are you sure ka na ba?"
48. I couldn't care a damn!
49. What's your next class before this?
50. Nothing in this world is perfect except the word "change"
51. Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top?
52. I'm very iterated!!! (transalation: galit sya!)
53. I'm sorry, my boss just passed away. (translation: kakadaan lang ng boss nya.)
54. Hello, my boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?
55. What happened after the erection of Mayon Volcano?
56. Don't touch me not!
57. Hello?... For a while, please hang yourself...
58. Don't change anything! Keep it at ease.
59. You!!! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man anymore!
60. Out of fit ako these days eh... (translation: di sya nakakapag-exercise)
61. Bring down the house down!
62. I'm the world champion of the World!!!
63. Aw c'mon, cut me some slacks.

God, grant me the Serenity to accept the people I cannot change,
the Courage to change the one I can, and the Wisdom to know it's me.

"Don't copy the behavior and customs of this world, but let God transform you into a new person by changing the way you think. Then you will know what God wants you to do, and you will know how good and pleasing and perfect his will really is."
- Romans 12:2 (NLT)

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Mga kasabihang binago ng panahon... :)


Ang taong nagigipit...sa bumbay kumakapit

Pag may usok...may nag-iihaw

Dont judge the book by its cover... if u are not a judge or else you will cover the book!

Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin... may utang.

No guts, no glory... no ID, no entry

Birds of the same feather that prays together... stays together.

Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot
Ang buhay ay parang bato, it's hard

Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao

Ang taong di marunong lumingon sa kanyang pinanggalingan .... ay may stiff neck.

Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.

Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga.

Kapag may taga, may tahi.

Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.

To err is human, to errs is humans.

Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment

Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.

Better late than later...

Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid puno ng linga.

Ang sakit ng kalingkingan, kailangan ng alaxan.

Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika,lumaki sa ibang bansa.

Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumang kad ka na!

Better late than pregnant

Behind the clouds are the other clouds

Aanhin pa ang damo.. kung bato na ang uso!

Its better to cheat than to repeat!

Do unto others... then run!!!

Pag di ukol, di bubukol...siya ay baog!

Kung may isinuksok, may mabubuntis!

Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop

Magbiro ka na sa lasing, Magbiro ka na sa bagong gising,'wag lang sa lasing na
bagong gising.

When all else fails, follow instructions

No man is an island because time is gold.

An apple a day.. is too expensive.

An apple a day, makes seven apples a week.

An apple a day cannot be an orange a day.

Hindi lahat ng kumikinang ay ginto.. muta lang yan.

kapag ang puno mabunga...mataba ang lupa!

When it rains...it floods]

Pagkahaba haba man ng prusisyon ..mauubusan din ng kandila

Ang buhay ay parang gulong, minsan nasa ibabaw minsan nasa....vulcanizing shop.

Pag may isinuksok, may ipuputok

Pag may isinuksok, isuksok mo pa, harder!

Batu-bato sa langit, ang tamaan... sapul.

Try and try until you succeed... or else try another

Ako ang nagsaing... iba ang kumain. diet ako eh.

Huwag magbilang ng manok kung alaga mo ay itik .

Kapag maiksi na ang kumot, bumili ka na ng bago.

Pag may tyaga.. goodluck.

If you can't beat them, shoot them

God, grant me the Serenity to accept the people I cannot change,
the Courage to change the one I can, and the Wisdom to know it's me.

"Don't copy the behavior and customs of this world, but let God transform you into a new person by changing the way you think. Then you will know what God wants you to do, and you will know how good and pleasing and perfect his will really is."
- Romans 12:2 (NLT)

http://findingsupergirl.blogspot.com

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Irate Driver and Uncle Sam's Wish

A man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection with him. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car

UNCLE SAM'S WISH
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam were walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie popped out. The grateful genie said, “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes total."
The Canadian said, “I want the land of entire Canada to be forever fertile. I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will someday be a farmer."
So with a blink of the genie's eye -- *POOF -- the land was forever fertile.
Osama bin Laden said, “I want a wall completely surrounding Afghanistan so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can get in."
Again with a blink of the genie's eye -- *POOF -- there was a wall around Afghanistan.
Uncle Sam said, “I’m curious about this wall of Afghanistan, please tell me more."
"Well," answered the genie, “the wall is about 15,000 feet high and 500 feet thick. It is practically impenetrable"
So Uncle Sam said, “Fill it with water."

God, grant me the Serenity to accept the people I cannot change,
the Courage to change the one I can, and the Wisdom to know it's me.

"Don't copy the behavior and customs of this world, but let God transform you into a new person by changing the way you think. Then you will know what God wants you to do, and you will know how good and pleasing and perfect his will really is."
- Romans 12:2 (NLT)
http://findingsupergirl.blogspot.com

Dog and Cat Diary

As seen in a dog's diary:

7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!


As seen in a cat's diary:

Day 183 of my captivity... My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing
that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the
top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am
capable of, and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I
could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time.