WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY

WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane, said,
"Good morning
boss. Happy Birthday."

And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I

worked until
noon. Then, Jane knocked on my door and said, "You
know, it's such a
beautiful day outside and it's your birthday. Let's
go
to lunch, just you
and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've
heard all day!
Let's go."

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
we went out to
the country to a little private place. We had two
martinis and enjoyed
lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know,
it's really such a
gorgeous day. We don't need to go back to the office,

do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not." My heart was now pounding.

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
you
don't mind, I
think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something

more
comfortable."

"Sure," I replied, trembling all over with excitement.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came out
carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife,
children, and dozens of
our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I was...

sitting on the couch...

completely NAKED!!!

Hope.

"All things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are called according to His purpose."
- Romans 8:25(NKJV).

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The Wife Store

A store that sells wives has just opened where a man
may go to choose
a wife from among many women. The store is composed of
6 floors, and the
women increase in positive attributes as the shopper
ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to
any floor you may
choose a woman from that floor, but if you go up a
floor, you cannot go back
down except to exit the building.

So a man goes to the shopping centre to find a wife.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These women have jobs.
The man reads the sign and says to himself, "Well,
that's better than my
last girlfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up he goes.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These women have jobs and love kids.
The man remarks to himself, "That's great, but I
wonder what's further
up?"

And up he goes again.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" he says. "But I wonder what's
upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the man, "very tempting. BUT, there
must be more further
up!"

And again he heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and
have a strong romantic
streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting
me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor he goes.

The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this
floor. There are no women on this floor. This floor
exists solely as proof
that MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE!!!

Thank you for shopping at The Wife Store and have a
nice day.

Hope.

"All things work together for good to those who love God, to those who are called according to His purpose."
- Romans 8:25(NKJV).

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